We often think of elderly ladies as sweet and harmless, but sometimes they can surprise us with their cunning ways. Here’s a funny story about a seemingly innocent old lady:
“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if I’ve been staring, but you look just like my son who died recently.”
“I’m sorry for your loss,” the young man replied. “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Well, as I’m leaving, could you just say ‘Goodbye, mother!’ It would make me feel so much better.”
She gave him a sweet smile.
“Of course I can,” the young man promised.
As she gathered her bags and left, he called out, “Goodbye, mother!” just as she had requested, feeling good about her smile.
Stepping up to the counter, he saw that his total was about $100 higher than it should be.
“That amount is wrong,” he said. “I only have a few items!”
The clerk explained, “Oh, your mother said that you would pay for her.”
Joke of the day: The Smiths hire a surrogate father
A woman opens her door to a complete stranger.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the man was supposed to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,
“I’ll be back in an hour. The man should be here soon.”
Half an hour later, there was a knock on the door. The wife answered it and saw a man standing there with a camera bag around his neck.
“Hello,” he said, “I’m here for the baby.”
The woman gasped, “Oh my! You’re early!”
“Well,” the man replied, “I’ve done this dozens of times before and I’ve never been late.”
The woman, blushing deeply, said, “Really? How do you do it?”
The man smiled, “Simple — I just set up my tripod, aim, and shoot. Then I take it to the lab to get processed.” 😆
Punchline: The woman thought the man was the surrogate father coming to impregnate her — but he was actually a baby photographer there to take pictures!
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